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Welcome to our blog post “60 Yoga Jokes, Memes and One liners to make you laugh”.

Life is too short for worry and stress, so let’s have a laugh today. Find your favourite and vote for it in the comments section!

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2. I only do yoga so I can hold my arms up long enough to get my hair in a ponytail.

3. [Dog yoga class]
Teacher: Alright, let’s go into downward human pose
[Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]

4. *walks past yoga studio*, *looks in window*, *eyes widen*, Awesome. It’s like kindergarten. *walks into class*, *unrolls mat*, *takes a nap*

5. I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere.

6. Yoga? No thank you. I’ll download an app to my phone so I don’t have to stretch for the remote

7. I remember when yoga was called Twister

8. Do you wanna join me for a yoga class? Namaste here. (No I must stay here).

9. What kind of yoga do you do in a casket? Decom-pose.

10. What’s the most romantic kind of yoga position a man can do? Pro-pose.

11. Where do fish go to do yoga? The river bend

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13. What did the cobra say to the downward facing dog? I’m not a poser you are.

14. What did the yogi say to his dog? Nama, stay.

15. “I’m trying my best,” I told my instructor. “Yoga-t to try better,” he replied.

16. I bent over backwards to convince my friend to try yoga.

17. Anne was struggling with basic yoga, but remained determined. And where Anne Hatha-will, Anne Hatha-Way.

18. “What’s up, dog?” I asked my instructor on arrival. She replied that it was a back-bending yoga posture that lengthens and strengthens the spine, torso and arms.

19. I was reading about it one day, and then before I knew it, I found myself at yoga class

20. I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting the half-moon pose.

21. I arrived late for class. My instructor shouted at me to get my asana mat.

22. I knocked out a yoga pose over a stream created from some acidic rainfall. It was a bridge over troubled water.

23. I didn’t know how good I was at Yoga, but I do number 13 all the time!

24. “Say ur a bad girl”
I’m a bad girl
“oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do…”
ooh i’m gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice

25. I tried yoga, but found it a bit of a stretch. =Tim Vine

26. Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they are 100 percent off!.

27. Yoga is for posers.

28. The Ananda Yogi says to his pupil: “Do you understand that you don’t really exist?”
The pupil replies, “To whom are you speaking?”

29. “She looks bad in yoga pants.” said no man ever.

30. Yoga pants with no ass, is like a wallet with no money.

31. When the Yogi got his hot dog he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said “Don’t I get some change?”. The vendor said “Change must come from within”.

32. When two Behaviorist Yogis met, one said, “You are fine.  How am I ?”

33. Knock Knock. Who’s There? Yoga! Yoga who? Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.

34. A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga.  She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.  H5r friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.  “No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.”

35. “sometimes in yoga I feel like a graceful swan. Other times I feel like a baby giraffe learning to use its legs”

36. “Diamonds were a girl’s best friend… then yoga pants happened.”

37. “It’s funny when people think ‘yoga people’ are supposed to be calm. No. We’re all here because we’re nuts.”

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39. “Sometimes my mind is clear when I do yoga. Other times I’m thinking about whether a pose will make me toot.”

40. Yoga, because punching people is frowned upon!

41. “Yoga: because some questions can’t be answered by Google.”

42. “Monday. Nothing a little yoga can’t fix!”

43. “I like to yoga to find my spiritual centre and lose my physical one…”

44. “Yoga pants! Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life”

45. My yoga thoughts “breath in, breath out, what for dinner, when do we nap”

46. “Yoga pants and a t-shirt. Did I just wake up or finish a class?

47. “I stay in shape by doing yoga two or three times a week. And by ‘doing yoga’ I mean shaving my legs.”

48. “I’m all for Namaste, but if you interrupt savasana, the light in my heart will strike down upon you with great vengeance and fury.”

49. “I go to yoga to find inner peace, and also to work off the many pieces of chocolate inside me”

50. Two yogis walked into a bar. The third one used it to deepen their practice.

51. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

52. Meditation student: If I’m open minded, won’t my brains fall out?
Teacher: No, just keep your mouth shut at the same time.

53. I’m booked in for yoga class everyday this week. I’ve got a flexible timetable.

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55. Q: How many contemplative monks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb. One to not change the light bulb. One to neither change nor not change the light bulb

56. Q: What’s the hardest yoga pose to master?
A: Corpse Pose. You only get it right once.

57. Q: What does a dyslexic cow say?
A: Oooommmm

58. Q: What do Yoga meditation and a fudge cake have in common?
A: They each bring you a piece or peace of heaven.

59. Q: How many Iyengar students does it take to changes a light bulb?
A: Only one, but she’ll need four blankets, a chair, six blocks, and two straps.

60. Q: How did the yoga teacher accidentally kill his pet?
A: His karma ran over his dogma